Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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Whats hard, black, and keeps me up all night?

My Roku.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

What's even worse than five dead babies in a dustbin?

One dead baby in five dustbins.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

What's difference between 10 dead babies and Lamborghini?

I don't have Lamborghini in my garrage

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

What do you call a pile of frog dung?

Toad stools