Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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There's no million dollar car in my garage.

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Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!