Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Lamborghini Jokes More Lamborghini Jokes

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'