How do you start a conversation with a bunch of idiots?

HELLLOOOOO AMERICA!

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

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How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What do you call a conversation about weed?

A diskushion.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.