What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

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Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.