How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Previous Random Joke Next

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Freud Jokes More Freud Jokes

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip