How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.