How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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You are the wurst.

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How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.