Little Seizures
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Lunch is on me."
They Bonded over lunch.
An avalanche
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
A MANDATE
Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now
Tea, Rex?"
One of his fingers is clean
Fission chips.
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The club sandwich.
There is no lunch.
30 minutes.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
A: Tea Rex
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
A cannibal
An ingestigation
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Lunch 11:35.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
A plain one.
Ice burger !
Pizza Haunt!
He's the one with the clean finger.
Me: After lunch, next question.
Because it was two years old
Because he had Somalia.
Taco bell for lunch
Baked beings (beans).
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
In the calf-ateria.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
Because his papa mufasa.
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
A "casual tea"
She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Allah carte.
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
Stevie Wonder
A pie shart.
Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...
A mechanic.
He's got one clean finger!
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
