Little Seizures
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Lunch is on me."
They Bonded over lunch.
An avalanche
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
A MANDATE
Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now
Tea, Rex?"
One of his fingers is clean
Fission chips.
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The club sandwich.
There is no lunch.
30 minutes.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
A: Tea Rex
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
A cannibal
An ingestigation
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Lunch 11:35.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
A plain one.
Ice burger !
Pizza Haunt!
He's the one with the clean finger.
Me: After lunch, next question.
Because it was two years old
Because he had Somalia.
Taco bell for lunch
Baked beings (beans).
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
In the calf-ateria.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
An empty plate
In Iraq.
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K
Strap a steak to the ceiling
Carve a turkey
A Tupac...
They were just 2G's
An avalanche.
Because they are always reflecting.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
It's beer pressure.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
Trapped Under Ice.
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts
