Little Seizures
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Lunch is on me."
They Bonded over lunch.
An avalanche
He forgot Tupac his lunch!
A MANDATE
Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now
Tea, Rex?"
One of his fingers is clean
Fission chips.
I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
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The club sandwich.
There is no lunch.
30 minutes.
Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...
A: Tea Rex
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
A cannibal
An ingestigation
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
They don't want to have to retrain them.
Lunch 11:35.
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
A plain one.
Ice burger !
Pizza Haunt!
He's the one with the clean finger.
Me: After lunch, next question.
Because it was two years old
Because he had Somalia.
Taco bell for lunch
Baked beings (beans).
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
In the calf-ateria.
Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
The left-ovaries.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.
Carve a turkey
He gets the cold shoulder.
The cold shoulder.
Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
96
Once.
The Qu Qu Qu?
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)
Because they couldn't get a gig.
The drummer.
A mechanic.
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
