What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What would you call a restaurant for anorexics?

The Empty Plate...

Rimshot Jokes More Rimshot Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*