What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."