What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"