Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

Peanut Jokes More Peanut Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Rush Jokes More Rush Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.