Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What is Homer Simpsons favorite bread?

Sour-Doh!

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Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK