Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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Thank you, Karma gain

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He desperately needed Apu.

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Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

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To break the rush-A stereotypes