What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

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What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall?

Damn"

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Deck Jokes More Deck Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Spongebob Jokes More Spongebob Jokes

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why can't Spongebob make the honor roll?

Because he's a C sponge!

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What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

Flop Jokes More Flop Jokes

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.