What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

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What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"