What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What has four legs, two humps, and is given a copy of Metal Gear Solid for their computer?

Revolver Camelot!

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue