What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"