What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.