What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!