What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Because we want to!

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Can you smell carrot?

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"