What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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What did one stegosaurus say to the other stegosaurus?

There's a sale on at the fern store!"

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!