What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.