What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.

What do you call an Asian driveby?

Cap-a-chino