Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.