Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ?

Cantaloupe with you tonight !

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What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*