What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP