What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes?

Tide

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What's the difference between alcoholism and a lobotomy?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP