What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is your mom like a 360 noscope?

Cuz I wouldn't hit that.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Why is the state of Israel like laundry?

Its a part Tide

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP