What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.