What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!

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Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because egypt his tooth.

Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What's a Chinese dentist's favorite time?

Tooth Hurty