What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

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Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine?

Check your privilege, sithlord

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."