Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

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Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control