What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

I'm very hoppy.

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What did the frog with the speech impediment say?

Thibbit"

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.