Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

Endanger Jokes More Endanger Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !