Frog Jokes

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

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Frog Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

How do frogs make a condom more interesting?

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

What did one frog say to the other?

Why frogs don't use Google?

What's green and smells like pork?

What do frogs deal?

What do you call a frog that's in the mood?

What does a frog do when it barbecues?

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

What happens to illegally parked frogs ?

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Why did the Frog cross the road?

What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

What do frogs say?

What did Sacagawea the frog say in the trampoline factory?

What do you call a hapoy frog?

What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Where did the frog say his family came from?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Why was Jimmy sad?

What do you do for a frog with a belly ache?

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

Whats green and goes through walls?

Why was the young boy crying?

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

What happened to the frog that broke down?

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

What's green then turns red really quickly?

What happens when frogs park illegally?

What goes green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red?

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

What's the difference between a frog?

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

What happens when you double park your frogs?

How do frogs die?

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

What can be surmised from this?

How can I help you?

What do frogs drink ?

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

Why was the frog down in the mouth ?

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

What on Earth happened?

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?