Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine