Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ?

Blair play !

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

What do you call a hot high school math teacher?

Expansion of minors

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!