Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?