What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.