Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.