What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

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How did Genghis Khan conquer Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

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Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.