What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."