What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking