Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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What's the difference between sarcasm and a serious statement?

What're you asking me for I have Asperger's.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"