Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Each of their last big hits was the wall.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie