Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

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What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.