Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

What is the difference between batman and a black guy?

Batman can walk into a store without Robin

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How do you contact a cross dresser?

Shemail

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.