Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!