Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

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Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman?

With a phone.

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!