What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

Minute Jokes More Minute Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.