What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them