What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course

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What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ?

Claudework Orange !

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.