What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.