What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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By the ears

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Claude

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No one knows, it's never been done.

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