What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Incense Jokes More Incense Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!