What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus !

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple