What did the blind, deaf, and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Where is the 'L' in christmas?

There is noel