What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.