What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

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What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)