Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

Carpentry Business Jokes More Carpentry Business Jokes

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.