What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...