How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

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What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.