How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl?

Her resume.

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."