How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

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Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.