Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What did the prarie dog coach say to his team?

Just gopher it.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.