Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.