What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...