What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ?

Cross mouse cards !

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...