What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Christmas Time Jokes More Christmas Time Jokes

What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time