What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

What's the emergency?

How long before the rice is ready "