What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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What did Anakin give to Padme for christmas?

Sithilis

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

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What do you call an Australian who discriminates against different types of rice?

Rice-ist!

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.