How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...