How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What's red and green and spins round & round & round?

A frog in a blender.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

Family Reunion Jokes More Family Reunion Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.