How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A ...

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How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

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What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...