What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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What's the difference between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point.

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People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

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Because the hamburger is in the ground state.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Why did the number 6 cry? Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

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The Millenial Falcon.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.