What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.