What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.