How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

What do animal poachers do in their spare time?

They go clubbing.