How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!

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What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...