What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Lord Jokes More Lord Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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What does a 500 pound parakeet say?

TWEET!!!

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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