What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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Why did the motorcycle fall asleep?

It was two-tired.

How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.