What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.