What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Previous Random Joke Next

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call the Moon spirit that at once sits upon a lake of glowing jade and exists nestled within our divine souls?

Altha'or syzygena

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con desending..

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!