What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

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Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.